Some things I've photographed

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 01/20/2016 at 10:20 • Filed to: photography

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First, some blue things.

Dear lord those are pretty colors. The Cruze had body-colored brake calipers, aftermarket exhaust, and a K&N cold air intake. It sounded really nice.

Some black things.

My goodness how the Tahoe has changed

And the Silverado

And the Malibu!

That weird half-topper is actually open to the cabin, and has a “floor” on it. You can still put stuff in the bed underneath it.

Chevy Impala “Midnight Edition” which just means it’s black, the badges are black, and it has godawful ugly wheels. Neato.

Honestly Ford wins the small SUV crossover whatever segment (actually the Durango does but I haven’t photographed one). Chevy needs to refresh their shit ASAP, cuz it looks dated as hell. Then again the refreshed Explorer looks more dated than this generation so lolidunno.

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s making me throw up in my mouth!

Oh god, this is worse. Honestly I like the looks of these, especially the SS with the “wait no that’s not a GT-R” tail lights, but they’re such shitpiles mechanically and the interiors disintegrate if you look at them wrong.

And to finish it off, a stormtrooper.

I really need to get better at exterior shots. I’m stuck with a room with two fixed position flash units with umbrella diffusers. Life is hard yo.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/20/2016 at 10:22

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ew

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/20/2016 at 10:23

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These things transcend garbage.

JeepJeremy > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/20/2016 at 10:26

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YES!!!

Future next gen S2000 owner > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/20/2016 at 10:26

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You work at a dealership in the internet sales dept. it seems. I actually like the SRX but I think I’m in the minority.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Future next gen S2000 owner 01/20/2016 at 10:32

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Eh. The design is alright but the interior is one of the most mediocre I’ve ever seen in a modern Cadillac.

Probenja > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/20/2016 at 10:33

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I would accept hubcaps on the Escape, but in the Explorer, really?

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/20/2016 at 10:34

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I’ll have this one, thanks...

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 01/20/2016 at 10:46

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It ticks all the right boxes. 4x4, blue, crew cab. Hnnng.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/20/2016 at 10:48

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dat Avalanche tho... but the inside of the new Colorado is a very nice place to be...

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 01/20/2016 at 10:50

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I admit to really liking the later model Avalanches, but 11/10 times I’ll take a small truck over a large truck.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/20/2016 at 10:51

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So it’s a big parcel shelf? and the space in the bed under it is actually empty?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/20/2016 at 10:53

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This front end just doesn’t look right.

gawdzillla > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/20/2016 at 10:54

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2014-2015 looks bettah !

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/20/2016 at 10:55

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I’d love to see a shot by shot comparison of the new, and old Tahoe interiors.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > gawdzillla 01/20/2016 at 10:59

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I think it’s the way the center bar flares out at the end. To me it would look better if the headlights were just rectangular.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/20/2016 at 11:04

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Yup

pjhusa > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/20/2016 at 11:05

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I'm going to guess that you work for a Nissan dealer.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/20/2016 at 11:08

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That is weird. I wonder how bad it leaks.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > pjhusa 01/20/2016 at 11:24

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Sure. Nissan. Let’s go with that.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/20/2016 at 11:42

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BeaterGT > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/20/2016 at 11:56

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What’s wrong with them? Only asking because my mother is looking at them, a 2012 specifically. I think it looks way better than other offerings especially with AWD V6

The Hope of Africa > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/20/2016 at 12:00

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I must say that the previous-gen steering wheel looks like GM lifted it off of some random car in China

CaptDale - is secretly British > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/20/2016 at 12:45

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Make it a diesel Canyon and I’d love it!

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/20/2016 at 13:34

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Most of the Avalanches I see here in the Carolinas are black or silver. I’m a sucker for a good shade of blue.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/20/2016 at 13:58

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Nice. Even the fake wood is done better,

pjhusa > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 01/20/2016 at 14:43

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Wow. The old interior is a joke for so much cash.